Vous Faites Mon Coeur Sauter un Battement.

zic0sdreads:

xxxxxxxxbearded-glory:

christmascrayonwillow:

candycreme:

do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just now

#disappointed glare at my boner for giving everything away

(Source: mrssaberhagen, via abominab-le)

— 6 hours ago with 485866 notes
"I grabbed her by the throat but I didn’t choke her. Just kissed her so deep she forgot whose air she was breathing."
— 6 hours ago with 222010 notes
me:this book destroyed my life
me:*add to the favorite books list*
— 19 hours ago with 117073 notes

queerdontfear:

I’m sorry, but if lesbians can control themselves in a girls only changing room with ass naked woman waltzing around. Then I figure men should be able to control them selves with clothed girls walking down the street. Just a thought.

(via beautiful-littledestiny)

— 1 day ago with 200177 notes
155to130lbs:

brannerdoodles:

5ticks:

cookinq:

oh my…this is perfect

i literally stared for a minute or so

Ohhhhhh prettyyyyy

i remember reblogging this last fall and this is reminding me how fast time flies  

155to130lbs:

brannerdoodles:

5ticks:

cookinq:

oh my…this is perfect

i literally stared for a minute or so

Ohhhhhh prettyyyyy

i remember reblogging this last fall and this is reminding me how fast time flies  

(Source: noimportasilashorasbajan, via leggomyeggo)

— 3 days ago with 341962 notes
lovealways-kelly:

THIS!!! IS!!! VERY!!! IMPORTANT!!!

lovealways-kelly:

THIS!!! IS!!! VERY!!! IMPORTANT!!!

(Source: retro-villain, via gurl)

— 4 days ago with 100902 notes
"And now we’re supposed to go back to our normal lives. That’s what people do. They have these amazing experiences with another person, and then they just go home and clean the bathroom or whatever."
Susane Colasanti, When It Happens  (via larmoyante)

(via theperksofbeinga-fangirl)

— 4 days ago with 23558 notes

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 4 days ago with 135378 notes

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via dollylamabarb)

— 4 days ago with 396454 notes
"When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other."
— 6 days ago with 278053 notes

irwinsfletcher:

"good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught"
[kicks ice cube under the fridge]

(via dollylamabarb)

— 6 days ago with 21815 notes

vocaljerk:

SPECIAL FRENCH LESSON… DIRTY TALK

Et pour les Français, c’est plutôt des cours d’anglais ;) Si vous m’envoyez des branles sonores, je serai ravi ! 

FOR FRENCH WANKERS, WELCOME HERE (+18)

http://vocaljerk.tumblr.com/tagged/french

— 6 days ago with 147 notes
paintdeath:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

How many times


Yes

paintdeath:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

How many times

Yes

(Source: princusbeau, via orgasmic-humor)

— 1 week ago with 245418 notes
darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela, via deadliest-snatch)

— 1 week ago with 631244 notes
"If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."
I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

(via dollylamabarb)

— 1 week ago with 107030 notes