Vous Faites Mon Coeur Sauter un Battement.

phaserburn:

My taste in music ranges from “you need to listen to this” to “I know, please don’t judge me.”

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"Fluff rice with a fork, never stir it with a spoon.
Vaseline is the best night time eye cream on the market.
You can buy alcohol and chips with your parents’ gas station credit cards.
If you force something, you’ll break it. That could be good or bad.
It’s important to read the care tags on your clothing and follow those instructions.
Related: don’t wash and dry j. crew wool sweaters.
Changing your car’s oil is not optional.
Whatever physical objects you acquire you will one day have to put into a box and move.
You’re allowed to disagree with negative feedback.
It’s always worth reading the instruction manual.
Nostalgia, like any drug, can be a poison or a remedy.
Pets are like human friends but better in every conceivable way.
Good doctors listen more than they talk.
You can’t fix a burned roux.
Floss.
Just because someone is an authority figure does not mean they are intelligent/competent/right.
Measure twice, cut once.
Get your nice jeans and dress pants tailored by a professional.
If you’re uncomfortable wearing it you will not look good.
You’re not required to drink alcohol while in a bar.
There are a few things that cure all ills: the beach, your favorite album on vinyl, and fresh garlic.
Kindness is not weakness.
Baking soda is not baking powder.
Taking Excedrin P.M. while still in public is not advisable.
Terrible people will succeed. Wonderful people will fail. The world is not fair.
Appropriate footwear is always key.
You can absolutely be too forgiving.
Real humor punches up, not down.
Reading the assigned chapters will actually help you learn the material.
There are no adults. Everyone is as clueless as you are.
Applying eyeliner well is a timeless art.
You can always leave. Awkward dates, suffocating jobs, hometowns that you outgrow, relationships that aren’t growing in the right direction.
You can always come home again.
But it won’t be the same.
Life is too short for bad books, boring movies, shitty people, and margarine.
Never underestimate the importance of eyebrows."
— 1 week ago with 69843 notes

how to tell someone nicely to stop flirting with your crush lololol

(Source: naimss, via hopelessromanticelephant)

— 1 week ago with 171597 notes

two-winchesters-and-castiel:

drkarayua:

streetlightarson:

Who do you think directed this episode

oh good lord

"That was good, Jensen. But this time, more sensuality, and make sure we can see your tongue."

(Source: starlightiel, via orgasmic-humor)

— 1 week ago with 14057 notes

perfect-unison:

rhrealitycheck:

feministbecky:

peroquevaina:

(I like that this has no gender pronouns, too.)

I like that the person asking for sex isn’t pissed off.

This is great.

this is 100 fucking percent how it should be

(Source: geekstuffandranting, via keepmerunningscared)

— 1 week ago with 223089 notes
releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

releasings:

hobbitdragon:

ddollley:

I just made the most inhuman noise

WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’

oh my god

(Source: cineraria, via looradoora)

— 1 week ago with 1428877 notes
Instagram

laughboxx:

Follow me. Because I’m awesome and have no friends. :D
Also, I don’t post food pics.
Username: zombeez

— 1 week ago with 1 note
queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:



shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

queenbroslob:

fierceisnotenough:

humorland:

image

shit i’d watch this so damn hard

Seriously, 12 straight men acting as gay as humanly possible, I would die.

(Source: theamericankid, via beautiful-littledestiny)

— 1 week ago with 484644 notes
"You can be intimate with someone without being romantically or sexually involved with that person. Intimacy and sex are not synonymous. Intimacy is closeness. it’s vulnerability with another person. it’s transparency. it’s trust and honesty. you can be spiritually intimate with a person. emotionally intimate. intellectually intimate. it’s not always physical, it’s about connections. connections that can exist without titles, labels or sex."
— 1 week ago with 4143 notes


Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.

I’m never not reblogging this because this means so much more than any other post I’ve seen and ugh.

(Source: reservedmouth, via beautiful-littledestiny)

— 1 week ago with 340955 notes

ernoticon:

*tans for 5 minutes* *checks for tan lines*

(via sodamnrelatable)

— 1 week ago with 186824 notes

butimnotrealimtheatre:

orderofthemockingjay:

leroyss:

saekimchi:

iaquariuschicken:

thatswhatkentsaid:

OBAMA IS DANCING WITH ELLEN

This is everything I’ve ever wanted.

my exact reaction and I kid you not:

-scrolls down dash-
-scrolls back up-
Is that the President boogie-ing?
-instant reblog- 

HE NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT FOREVER

why the fuck can’t julia gillard dance like this?

He has the longest legs in the world.

(Source: ahperrytheplatypus, via beautiful-littledestiny)

— 1 week ago with 362252 notes