Vous Faites Mon Coeur Sauter un Battement.

timeanddisregard:

It seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

(via orgasmic-humor)

— 2 weeks ago with 148121 notes

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

(via dollylamabarb)

— 2 weeks ago with 407526 notes
"When sex becomes a production or performance that is when it loses its value. Be mutual. Be loud. Be clumsy. Make noises, be quiet, and make a mess. Bite, scratch, push, pull, hold, thrust. Remove pressure from the moment. Love the moment. Embrace it. Enjoy your body; enjoy your partners’ body. Produce sweat, be natural, entice your senses, give into pleasure. Bump heads, miss when you kiss, laugh when it happens. Speak words, speak with your body, speak to their soul. Touch their skin, kiss their goose bumps, and play with their hair. Scream, beg, whimper, sigh, let your toes curl, lose yourself. Chase your breath; keep the lights on, watch their eyes when they explode. Forget worrying about extra skin, sizes of parts and things that are meaningless. Save the expectations, take each second as it comes. Smear your make up, mess up your hair, rid your masculinity, and lose your ego. Detonate together, collapse together, and melt into each other."
— 2 weeks ago with 280369 notes

irwinsfletcher:

"good girls are bad girls that haven’t been caught"
[kicks ice cube under the fridge]

(via dollylamabarb)

— 2 weeks ago with 23037 notes

vocaljerk:

SPECIAL FRENCH LESSON… DIRTY TALK

Et pour les Français, c’est plutôt des cours d’anglais ;) Si vous m’envoyez des branles sonores, je serai ravi ! 

FOR FRENCH WANKERS, WELCOME HERE (+18)

http://vocaljerk.tumblr.com/tagged/french

— 2 weeks ago with 169 notes
paintdeath:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

How many times


Yes

paintdeath:

three-little-hellsings:

There is a story behind these mugs

How many times

Yes

(Source: princusbeau, via orgasmic-humor)

— 3 weeks ago with 269665 notes
darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

darkesthorizons:

neptuneisforlovers:

ITS NOT SEWING SUPPLIES!

My question is how does every single person identify with this, is it like a secret rule to use those for sewing supplies?

(Source: ofela, via deadliest-snatch)

— 3 weeks ago with 637126 notes
"If you don’t end up smiling while you are kissing someone, you are probably kissing the wrong person."
I wish I learned this before (via lil-plant-princess)

(via dollylamabarb)

— 3 weeks ago with 162413 notes
Miserably In Love.

Perfection is throwing a rock into a peaceful lake, just to see the waves chase one another and eventually become one again. 

It is choosing the eyes of my lover over a mirror, because that is where I found yourself.

I have bathed my heart in tears and let it absorb all that love has given me. Because love is perfection.

— 4 weeks ago
There is no sunrise in a nightmare
Wake-up, Check Phone

Skim through emails

Creep through social media

Checking, searching, scrolling

Wake-up, Take a shower

Touch-up appearance

Drown in Fragrance

Styling, Primping, Perfecting

WAKE UP.

— 4 weeks ago
ethereal-aquarian:

evanescentnature:

I have dreams where I can fly and this is basically the view I get.

astral projection (;

ethereal-aquarian:

evanescentnature:

I have dreams where I can fly and this is basically the view I get.

astral projection (;

(Source: flyngdream, via dollylamabarb)

— 1 month ago with 215773 notes