Why is liking someone so magical yet frustrating at the same time?
Googled cartoons all grown up
> Popeye’s workout is finally reveled!
lmfao bart selling otto aderal
“GIVE IT SEVEN YEARS AND HE’LL BE GIVING YOU JUST THAT.”
Just because of this comment
i want kids but i dont wanna be pregnant or give birth but i dont wanna adopt either because i want them to be mine do you see my problem
basically you want to be a fatherthis is the most accurate thing i ever read
That’s a lot of smart talk..
He’s been waiting his entire life to make that joke.
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
this is literally my favourite joke ever
But it’s strange, when you’ve always been told something is true, like the moon will come back. You need proof. And while you wait, you feel the entire balance of your world just tipping. It’s crazy. But when it’s over, and it does come back, that’s the best, because it’s all you want, everything narrows to just that. It’s this great rush, like for that one second everything’s okay with the world again. It’s amazing